Well, as you can probably see, day one started out kinda slow. So slow, in fact, that Nick decided to get his rocks off on a deer. Okay, okay, so it was a deer statue made out of what appears to be mufflers, but something like that deserves to be defiled. The real heart breaking story here, asides from the fact that Nick hasn't seen this much action ever, is that this horrible statue is sitting in the lawn of the visitors center in some no name bo-hunk town. If this isn't a step down on the culture scale, I really don't know what is. No, we didn't get any nasty looks, but the streets were pretty silent since it was early. Oh, and in case you were wondering, Nick really does wear pants like that.
