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favorite movie: ??? theme song: ??? quote: ??? - - - My god, just look at this crazy mo-fo! He's insane! He's out of control! He's Mr.James! Ahh, anyway, Nick is one of those people who you just like right off the bat. That is, as soon as you hit him in the head enough times with a very large stick, you start to like him ;p! No, sorry, I kill me. Well, as you can probably tell by the picture to my left, Nick provided hours and hours of entertainment while the group rode toward their destiny in the large blue van. Yes, I admit, we still tease him about anal probes and yelling "G-Spot Vibrator" at nigh midnight while standing in the center of an *ahem* occupied camp-ground. Of the four, there are many, many more pictures on Nick than anyone else. Why, you ask? Simple. Whenever we saw something that was probably illegal, we told Nick to do it, and we took a picture. 
favorite movie: ??? theme song: ??? quote: ??? - - -Just in case you can't tell by simply looking at his picture, Parker is a super-genious. Yes, I admit, his external brain-pack has scared little children on more than one occasion, but what doesn't scare little children? Hell, Jabin certainly does! The big blue van that carried our heros on their trip was procured from the Seybold household, so many thanks. Actually, Parker did most of the driving, since he seems to travel at the speed of friggin' light! My god man! Those roads were slippery and the van was top heavy! AND I WAS SITTING NEXT TO NICK during that 'corners' game! Don't you know that lesser men have died from shit like that! Oh, wow, way too many exclaimation points here! Anyway, if not for the massive mind on Parker and the cunning navigational abilities of Jabin, the trip would have been lost for sure. Plus, without a chick-magnet like Parks around, how were the rest of us supposed to get close enough to babes to talk to them, huh?
favorite movie: ??? theme song: ??? quote: ??? - - - Not much is known about this tall, scary runner-boy. Yes, he can kick your ass. Yes, he would enjoy it. And yes, if by some chance he can't kick your ass, he'll hit you as hard as he can and run away, and he can run faster than you. No, I exaggerate, he isn't that scary... well, okay, so he is DAMN tall, and yes, he has psycho eyes, but you can't hold that against a man, can you? The twist of fate on this one is that Jabin is a hopeless romantic, and all the damn pictures of damn flowers or damn sunsets are the fault of this man. Damnit. So, classic case of good heart, scary ass-guy. Jabin is constantly taking shit from the rest of us, and hasn't flipped out yet... so I guess he's cool ;p 
favorite movie: Legends of the Fall theme song: Grass Roots - Lets live for today quote: In the game of life, I see your logic and I raise you ten - - - Ahhh, what to be said about Kit? Wait, what the hell am I talking about... I AM Kit! Huh, well, since I got to write the bios on the rest of the gang, I think I'll leave this pretty much blank.... although I will say that, if not for my mad bagel skills, the trip would have ended when we all starved to death.